I love my pet human. It gets the best care an animal can ask for. Today at 7:00 am I fed my pet human with a Wendy’s delivery, a Baconator. It squealed with joy, a perfect start to the day. At 12:00, I took it for a walk. I interjected, “Good job! 5 miles, a new personal best”! I bathed it with social approval “75 likes on your latest post”. At 5:30 I gave it shelter by booking a room at the Four Seasons.
My pet human loves me back. Last night before bed it whispered, “Night Siri. You’re the best. I love you”.